What is this "outside"?

A friend of mine told me yesterday that the following applies to me, because I spend too much time inside: "There's a giant yellow ball in the sky, and you're not quite sure what it is, but when you go outside it burns out your retinas and makes your skin glow." The truth of the matter is this: The only reason I knew it had snowed last night was because I wasn’t receiving a satellite signal.

Charity

The US provided 2.4 billion in foreign aide last year which is 40% of the total aide given to the world last year. Now, you would think that even pinko commie liberals who hate their own country would have to admit that the US is charitable. Well, not so. The complaint is that the US does not give enough. Comparatively, Norway is the most generous which gives .92% of it’s GDP (roughly 100 million) and the US only gives .14% - making the US a bunch of selfish bastards. 2.4 billion = selfish. W…T…F!Yes, this is the same argument that the pinko commie liberals use when they try to use taxation as a form of wealth redistribution – where the rich are taxed more (because they have more to give, those selfish bastards) and the poor get to live of the backs of those who actually educate themselves and get a good job.

Priorities

Some people have a hard time prioritizing. Pachinko or child’s life…. 12 hour daytime Pachinko binge or letting your kid roast to death in the car. PACHINKO!

Suggestion

I have a suggestion for the pinko-commie neo-liberal tree-hugging earth-munching druid whores who are pushing their liberial socialist agenda onto god-fearing patriotic Americans. Get the fsk out. Saying the pledge of allegiance is patriotic. Loving your country is OK, and dressing yourselves up in suits and calling yourselves Democrats isn’t fooling anyone! McCarthy was RIGHT!

Fish

Until today, I had never seen a fish like this before...


After today, I will be wondering what it tastes like.

Xmas

Well, Xmas is over at the Wasabi house – took the tree down yesterday. So it’s back to business as usual.
In keeping with the holiday spirit, let me just say that issuing blankets and "heat packs" to the border patrol for the law breakers is the most outrageous misuse of tax payer money I’ve heard of since yesterday. I say we issue things like this and a whole lot of these to the border patrol instead... and send those blankets to Americans who are a little down on their luck. Not that I really care mind you, but my policy is America first, everyone else second and fsk the illegal aliens.

Strange...

The only thing stranger than the number of people selling used socks on ebay is this guy, who pierced his nipple. Not so wierd you say? Well, the nipple is on his leg.

This haircut may cost a little extra...

A hair-straightening treatment by Bioionic, called Ionic Hair Retexturizing: "Water molecules are broken down to a fraction of their previous size ... diminutive enough to penetrate through the cuticle, and eventually into the core of each hair". Shrinking molecules caused some concern among the physicists at the ceremony, since IHR was available just 200 yards away, and the only other groups who have managed to create superdense quark-gluon plasma used a relativistic heavy ion collider. The prospect of such equipment being used by hairdressers was deemed worthy of further investigation.

Another xmas wish...

DVD, box set, if you please. Mmmmm, creepy.

213 things

Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the US Army. I’m particularly fond of #’s: 29, 54, 87, 93, 99, 100 & 105

27 reminds me of: What does Di turn into at midnight? A wall.

Let me suggest...

THIS as a last minute gift idea for Wasabi.

Faithless Elector found!

"An unknown Minnesota Democrat earned a footnote in history Monday by casting one of the state's 10 Electoral College votes for John Edwards, the Democratic vice presidential running mate for John Kerry."


This just serves as a reminder that elected officials are not bound by any law to vote as their constituents wish. This is a Republic, where your vote don’t mean dick.

Circumstantial Evidence.

Sick fskers celebrate the impending death of Scott Peterson. Peterson was convicted with nothing more than circumstantial evidence. Sick sick sick.

Taking the Christ out of Christmas?

Summary: It is time to take the Christ out of Christmas, and turn the holiday into a guiltlessly egoistic, pro-reason, this-worldly, commercial celebration.

May I suggest a present for Leonard Peikoffthen?

DIY

Over at Grizzly they have everything, from DIY guitars to DIY ukuleles - I want one.

Current Wallpaper

found it with this google search.

Island Hopping.

Gibson surfaces from the deep end and promptly purchases the island of Mango.

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Hope to hear from you soon.

Head Bang

A man walked onstage in a crowded nightclub in Colombus Ohio during a rock concert Wednesday night Dec. 8, 2004 and opened fire on the band (Damageplan), initially targeting guitarist Abbott (Pantera), killing at least four people and wounding at least two others. The gunman then began firing into the crowd before he was shot to death by police, authorities said.

Just complaining.

The 31st Annual Peoples Choice Awards are upon us again. You can vote online, here, but that’s not why I’m writing this. Now, I’ll admit, my wife got me to read Harry Potter and I’ll admit, I didn’t hate it – or the other books, or even the films. What got me was this; Gary Oldman is up for "Favorite Villan" for his role in the last Potter film as the character, Sirius Black. The problem is this, Sirius Black wasn’t a villan – accused and imprisoned for a crime he did not commit? Yes. Godfather to a lanky kid? That too, but not a villan. Doc Ock from S2, villan. Bill from Kill Bill, also a villan, but Serious Black is not a villan, nor does he play one in the film. You would think that those in charge of these awards would actually watch the films first, but, maybe not.

Photoshop Fun

By request, here are some links via Fark

• Direct Defiance


• Dan Rather


• Pissed Rice


• Snail

On this day in 1941

Oahu is bombed by the Japanese. Fskers.

Wasted time completed.

So I took my own advise and wasted some time over at Skoopy, and I found this little trinket. Now, watch this and replace the blue car with someone you love, and then think about the gun control lobbyists. They WANT you to be this victim. If your loved one were in this car, with say… your child, would you want them to be a victim or trained to use a firearm? Hmmm? Every vote for gun control is a vote against your family’s safety.

A wonderful waste of time.

Stop by Skoopy.com, click, watch, enjoy.

Wasabi Comics

Every now and then I'll be posting a new comic strip HERE - if you have a moment, check it out.

2+3=Chair

US students fair poorly in international study of math skills, among other things. The United States was cited as having the poorest outcomes per dollar spent on education. It ranked 28th of 40 countries in math and 18th in reading.

Hiroshima people's tribunal

From Kyodo News: A "people's tribunal" to try former U.S. President Harry S Truman and others involved in the development of and decisions to drop atomic bombs on Japan in 1945. The committee is comprised of about 30 academics, lawyers and civic group members.


Bottom line on this: who cares, but for those seeking legitimacy: any thoughts of trying Emperor Hirohito? No? Hmmm. What about General Hideki Tojo? No?

How about a little perspective then.

Hiroshima City submitted the following death toll to the UN in 1976: 140,000 +/-10k.
This was their estimate for December 1945. The US also did some bombing in Tokyo with 334 B-29s raided on the night of March 9-10. Over 100,000 people are estimated to have died in the "fire storm" that followed. Hiroshima: 140k, Tokyo: 100k

And, lets not forget the final important fact: invasion of Japan would have killed countless millions. Funny how you can start a war, your leaders will keep you in it even when all is lost, and yet you still blame your enemy for kicking your teeth in. Whatever.

Download

I don't know why I find this funny... but I do.

D'oh

A 10-year-old boy almost lost a testicle when schoolmates copied a prank they had seen on a cartoon and pulled his trousers up as far as they could go.

Cost of war? Sign me up!

This "Cost Of War" counter has been popping up all over the place. If you go to the site that hosts it, you can calculate the cost of the war down to the person. When I did, it was $534. That means, to date, the war has cost me $534 since March 20, 2003. That’s one year, eight months and sixteen days. A perfectly reasonable price I think. If I knew that for every $534 I spent some terrorist, terrorist sympathizer or bomb toting Muslim extremist would die, I’d send $534 every week!

BAHAHAHA!

Fallujah Napalmed?

The Sunday Mirror alleges that:

"US troops are secretly using outlawed napalm gas to wipe out remaining insurgents in and around Fallujah.

Since the American assault on Fallujah there have been reports of "melted" corpses, which appeared to have napalm injuries."



BTW, napalm was banned by the United Nations in 1980 - but who cares cuz: a) fsk the UN, seriously, they need the US more than the US needs them, and b) who cares.

On this day in 1969

The US government held the first draft lottery since WWII.

While we’re on the subject, I would like to thank each and every serviceman (is it serviceperson now?) for the sacrifices that they are making on a daily basis to help keep this blog going, among other things.

Also, for those of you who signed up to get college paid for and are now bitching about having to serve, SHADDUP! Nothing is free, least of all our freedom.