Down with Whitey

In Reno Nevada they have taken to catering to minorities by naming schools after those that chose paths other than the stereotypical tomfoolery that The Man commonly associates with them. All would be well, except for the fact that both the Latinos and the Blacks want a new school named after someone that matches their position on the color wheel. This, it seems, is all part of The Man’s plan to "conquer and divide blacks from Latinos" according to Onie Cooper, a former president of the local chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People.

Onie seems to be missing some other colorful choices for school names that The Man passed over on his way towards making minorities feel more like the majority. Names like the Bobby Frank Cherry Intermediate School were not even considered for obvious reasons, but never the less, even when trying to placate minority groups The Man is still trying to screw them over.

Down With Whitey.